*Sobbing Chunk pulls out a gun and aims it at the Cutie Mark Crusaders*
Sobbing Chunk:...NOBODY MESSES UP MY ALLEY! NOBODY!
Bridge Dude: Woa, Chunk, calm down!
Sobbing Chunk: Calm down? CALM DOWN? Look at what they did to my alley! LOOK AT IT!
Apple Bloom: Please, sir, don't hurt us!
Sobbing Chunk: Bowling is the most sacred of all games, and you DESECRATED IT!
Bridge Dude: Chunk, will you look at yourself? You are pointing a gun at little kids!
Sobbing Chunk: Little kids, huh? Just kids...I fought in the Changeling War. The Changelings often posed as little kids to infiltrate our troops and SLAUGHTER us! I KILLED infant Changelings who were trained to annhilate whole squadrons!
Scootaloo: We are not Changelings, we swear!
Bridge Dude: Chunk, man, why do you always have to go back to the Changeling War? That war is long over! There are no Changelings here! Just sit back, chill, and I'll fix you an Amalthean Horn while Chemy here calls Twilight to use her magic to fix this up. So, please, just...cool it, OK?
*Sobbing Chunk puts the gun away*
Bridge Dude: It's Ok, I'm cool.
*Bridge Dude turn to the Cutie Mark Crusaders*
Bridge Dude: Sorry about my friend, he has some very personal issues. Anyway, how about I get you kids some ice cream sundaes?